Disney: Creator of Future Train Wrecks and Over-Advertised Pop Stars

Miley Cyrus: The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed "tweens". If I hear another Miley Cyrus song, I might just shoot someone in the face. My little sister insists on singing her songs 24/7. Have you ever watched her show "Hannah Montana"? Don't, it will turn your brain to mush. The entire cast of that train wreck is utterly talentless. I've seen 3rd graders in Christmas Plays with better acting skills than them. Can she even sing? If you pay attention you might actually realize that she doesn't sing; she yells. Ugh, I'm just really tired of her. Maybe she'll fade like most Disney children, or she'll grow up to become a tragic starlet like her predecessors[Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, etc.]
I probably should channel my disgust toward the evil media giant that is Disney. What happened to Disney? Once upon a time it use to be about the classic cartoons and quality entertainment. Disney has perversly cheapened entertainment and the poor child stars it lures into its vicious cycle of over-used laugh tracks and future train-wreckism. But I guess as long as parents are willing to empty their pockets for Disney, I'm going to stop complaining.