Tipsy People Shouldn't Speak

Hola!! This friday was the homecoming game and it was quite the event. The Albert Lea tigers lost 34-35 to the Mankato East Cougars. I had to stand the whole time cuz we got there late and the old people proceeded to occupy ALL the available space. After the game my friends [ Shotta, T. Jones, Rivera, & Jesse] and I went to the dance. We have been looking forward to this event for weeks and it was finally here! but guess what, it was THE LAMEST dance ever! The free stuff and lights and confetti, and the fog were all cool, but the DJ was lame. He would stop after every song and talk for like 5 min! Speaking of the songs, he pretty much only played weird song that you wouldn't dance to, i probably only liked about 5 songs out of all of them. The whole scene looked like it did from the pics they showed so i guess that was the only upside. Okay, now we're getting to the part that relates to the title. After the dance, we realized that we didn't have a ride home! Amanda and I were staying at Martha's because we had a volleyball tournament at 6 a.m. the next morning. Did i mention martha lives by the courthouse? Thats a few miles from the school! We had to walk home at 1 a.m.! it was amanda (T. Jones), Martha (Shotta), Jesse, and these 2 boys, who we really didn't know. Lol we all thought that we were going to be ticketed for being out passed curfew (10:30) but surprisingly we didn't, in fact we were passed by a couple of cop cars on the way home. Now, we've walked atleast 2 miles and we're near a bunch of bars. We decided to take a shortcut through what looked like the empty parking lot of the bar. but to our surprise there was a bunch of drunk guys in the parking lot and they saw us. we stopped and thought about going around the building cuz it probably not a good idea to hang around drunk people at 2 a.m. alone. they started talking to us and one of them said "Hey ladies!, are you guys here to drink?"and we started laughing cuz he was REALLY drunk. another guy said "Oh look, they're not here to drink, they're probably like 12 years old" another guy said "yeah, they're probably coming back from homecoming" and the guy who said we were 12 said "don't mess with them, they're 12. you know what that means, trouble" the first guy then proceeded to ask us how old we were, Martha decided to tell them we were 13 [we're 15]. By now Amanda has dipped! she sprinted around the building and disappeared, Martha and I walked on the sidewalk around the parking lot, a safe distance from the drunks. The first guy just wouldn't leave us alone--he kept saying "you guys aren't 13, look at the chick in the blue shes like 5'9"!" I didn't say anything I just kept laughing and martha kept insisting we were 13. The guys weren't that old, they were probably in their 20s and they were pretty cute :) Now we've passed the bar and were about a block from martha's when we heard the guys yelling "How old are you really?" from their car. Amanda was just coming around the corner when the guys slowed down to our pace and kept talking to the 3 of us. It was starting to get really creepy and we couldnt turn onto martha's street in case they thought about following us, so we walked passed it. By now martha was getting frustrated and she was yelling at them to just go. eventually they got the point and left, but it looked like they were going to come back, so we decided dip over to these trees and hide out for awhile. Lol :P Now we were on martha's porch but martha forgot her key at home!! a few lights were on and we opened the screen door to see if it was locked and it was. we went around back to see if we could crawl in through her window but it was locked from the inside. we had no choice but to knock on her door and hope her dad didn't open it. the lights mysteriously were turned off when we got to the front. we knocked on the door and it was opened slowly--we could just barely make out a figure with a baseball bat. Martha started saying "wait, dad its me martha" and he turned on the lights and we all started laughing cuz he would have killed us. He though we were burglars trying to break in cuz we walked around the house a few times and jiggled the doorknobs. That was the end of my interesting friday night.